I'd Rather Not Tee

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Thicker, heavier cotton, but it's soft and comfy. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability! Sure to become a favourite in your wardrobe!

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Someone trying to engage me in dull smalltalk?
I'd rather not.
Someone inviting me to a party where I don't know anyone?
I'd rather not.
Shop assistants approaching me as soon as I enter the store?
I'd rather not.

Tell them all without saying a single word, because your hat speaks for you!

This premium super soft unisex t-shirt is also a great gift for that person in your life whom, come to think of it, you've never seen in the sunlight. Are you sure they're not a vampire?

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